NEW SOCKS for 2026
Put your best foot forward in 2026 with a pair of fresh new socks from Funatic. Maybe this year, you can make keeping track of all your socks a top priority on your list of resolutions. Clean out that stinky sock drawer and start anew with any of our hilarious socks for men and women.
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Class of 2026 Socks
Celebrate the countdown to graduation with these Class of 2026 socks, perfect for students who are this close to tossing that cap. The gray base keeps things classic, while the dark gray heel, toe, and cuff stripes add a varsity-style contrast. Up the sock,...Added To Cart!- $15.99
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Give Us This Day Our Daily Meds Socks
Preorder Shipping Early February 2026 A little faith, a little humor, and a whole lot of coping skills, these Give Us This Day Our Daily Meds socks get it. Dark blue with a light blue heel and toe plus pink cuff stripes, they’re decorated with...Added To Cart!- $15.99
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Doing My Mediumest Socks
Preorder Shipping Early February 2026 Some days you give 110%. Today, you’re doing your mediumest. That’s just how it goes. These two-tone novelty socks lean right into that vibe, with a lime-green foot, a grayish green-blue calf, and a peach accent stripe at the...Added To Cart!- $15.99
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Fluff Around and Find Out Socks
Preorder Shipping Early February 2026 If your life leans a little chaotic and a lot adorable, these Fluff Around & Find Out socks will feel right at home. The plum-colored base gives them a rich, cozy vibe, while the pink toe, heel, and cuff trim...Added To Cart!- $15.99
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Get Lost Socks
Preorder Shipping Early February 2026 When the world gets loud, these Get Lost socks gladly point you toward the nearest trail. Dark green with a bold orange toe and heel, they’ve got a light green cuff stripe up top and blocky two-tone text that reads...Added To Cart!- $15.99
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I Do Not Care Socks
Preorder Shipping Early February 2026 Some days, the energy is simply not there. So on days like that, let your socks deliver the message for you. These I Do Not Care socks come in a soft light pink with a gold heel, toe, and cuff,...Added To Cart!- $15.99
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I'm Into Weird Shit Socks
For the delightfully odd, the magically curious, and the proudly unconventional, these socks just get you. Our I’m Into Weird Shit socks are black with neon-bright accents in yellow, pink, blue, and green, featuring everything from swords and crystal clusters to eyes, moths, spider webs,...Added To Cart!- $15.99
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Mostly Drug Free Socks
Preorder Shipping Early February 2026 Mostly drug free… emphasis on mostly. These black socks spell it out loud and clear with bold red cuff trim, matching red-and-white stripes across the foot, and big block text that delivers the punchline without breaking eye contact. They’re the...Added To Cart!- $15.99
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Is It Time For My Nap? Socks
Preorder Shipping Early February 2026 When the midday slump hits and you’re two blinks away from passing out, these Time For My Nap socks say what you’re too tired to. Pale yellow with mustard toes, heels, and cuff stripes, they feature adorable sloths draped over...Added To Cart!- $15.99
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Tinker Black Cat Socks | Nice Enough Merch Co
Preorder Shipping Early February 2026 Meet the socks with nine lives’ worth of attitude. These Tinker Black Cat Socks keep things mysterious with a solid black base and a subtle white outline of a very interested-in-you black cat. Yellow eyes, pink inner ears, and a...Added To Cart!- $15.99
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I Saw That - Jesus Socks | Nice Enough Merch Co
Preorder Shipping Early February 2026 Someone’s always watching. And apparently, He takes notes. These I Saw That socks keep you humble with a cream-colored body, brown toe, heel, and cuff, plus Jesus peeking out from behind a door like He just caught you doing… whatever...Added To Cart!- $15.99
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I've Got Morels - Mushroom Socks | Nice Enough Merch Co
Preorder Shipping Early February 2026 For the pun-lover, the forager, or anyone who appreciates a good mushroom joke, these I’ve Got Morels socks deliver. The chocolate-brown body pairs with light brown accents on the toe, heel, and cuff, while the star of the show —...Added To Cart!- $15.99
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Salty - Seagull Socks | Nice Enough Merch Co
Preorder Shipping Early February 2026 For days when your mood is less “sunny beach day” and more “don’t even look at me,” these Salty socks say it for you. The lavender base keeps things cute, but the black toe, heel, and cuff bring the attitude....Added To Cart!- $15.99
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Tequila Is A Sneaky Bitch Socks | Nice Enough Merch Co
Preorder Shipping Early February 2026 If you’ve ever said “I’m fine” right before making deeply un-fine tequila decisions, these Tequila Is a Sneaky Bitch socks will hit a little too close to home. Solid olive green and unapologetically honest, they feature a brightly illustrated tequila...Added To Cart!- $15.99
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Artsy Fartsy Socks | Nice Enough Merch Co
Preorder Shipping Early February 2026 For the creatively inclined and the chronically unserious, these Artsy Fartsy socks deliver exactly the right mix of whimsy and attitude. The off-white base keeps things clean and classic, while the mustard toe, heel, and cuff stripes add a warm...Added To Cart!- $15.99
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Hello I'm Enough Socks | Nice Enough Merch Co
Some days you need a pep talk. Other days you just need socks that do it for you. These Hello I’m Enough socks keep the message simple and the tone perfectly on-brand. The sky-blue base pairs with bold red accents on the toe, heel,...Added To Cart!- $15.99
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Here for the Snacks Socks | Nice Enough Merch Co
Preorder Shipping Early February 2026 Priorities? Crystal clear. These Here For The Snacks socks make your intentions known the moment you walk in the room. Off-white with a brown toe, heel, and triple-stripe cuff, they feature bold black text that spells out “Here For The...Added To Cart!- $15.99
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Pickle Slut Socks | Nice Enough Merch Co
For the brine-obsessed, the pickle-proud, and anyone who has ever stood in front of an open fridge debating which jar to crack next, meet your new uniform. These Pickle Slut socks lean all the way into the joke with a pale green base and...Added To Cart!- $15.99
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Slug Life Socks | Nice Enough Merch Co
Preorder Shipping Early February 2026 Slow pace, big mood. These Slug Life socks celebrate the art of doing absolutely nothing. And looking great while you do it, might we add. The bright yellow base pairs with green accents on the toe, heel, and cuff, while...Added To Cart!- $15.99
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Sorry I’m Booked Socks | Nice Enough Merch Co
Preorder Shipping Early February 2026 Clear your schedule, these Sorry I’m Booked socks already did it for you. Navy blue from cuff to toe, they feature a colorful stack of books in green, yellow, orange, and red, each spine proudly spelling out the message:...Added To Cart!- $15.99
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