Best Selling Funny Socks

Bring on the funny with a pair of best selling socks from Funatic. We supply hilarious socks with raunchy jokes, snarky sayings, and eye-catching designs in comfortable and breathable fabrics. Our best selling socks are great for those people who love to be the center of attention at every party. Pack the punchline with a pair of over-the-top funny socks from Funatic.

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  • I Can't Adult Today SocksI Can't Adult Today Socks

    I Can't Adult Today Socks

    Cereal for dinner. Pants optional. Responsibility? Declined. These red crew socks say what your face (and posture) already gave away: “I Can’t Adult Today.” Covered in colorful ring-shaped cereal and featuring a bowl with a spoon sticking out, these socks are your official out-of-office...
    $15.99
    $15.99
  • Don't Be A Dick SocksDon't Be A Dick Socks

    Don't Be A Dick Socks

    Cute. Colorful. Casually confrontational. These dark blue socks are covered in cheerful little doodles of flowers, butterflies, stars, and ice cream cones like something you'd find in a kid's coloring book. But look a little closer, and the message hits: DON’T BE A DICK....
    $15.99
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  • I Like Big Bucks and I Cannot Lie SocksI Like Big Bucks and I Cannot Lie Socks

    I Like Big Bucks and I Cannot Lie Socks

    You other hunters can’t deny these socks slap harder than a rifle recoil. Featuring a classic camo print with bright yellow accents on the cuff, heel, and toe, these socks bring a whole new level of swagger to your sock drawer. The text “I...
    $15.99
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  • Happily Retired - Not My Problem Anymore SocksHappily Retired - Not My Problem Anymore Socks

    Happily Retired - Not My Problem Anymore Socks

    Punching out was the easy part. Now your only job is not caring. These light blue beauties with a sharp navy cuff, white heel, and classic stripes deliver the kind of energy only a truly retired person can pull off. “Happily Retired” wraps around...
    $15.99
    $15.99
  • Go to Hell SocksGo to Hell Socks

    Go to Hell Socks

    Aw, how cute! Flowers, rainbows, and… well… a direct invitation to take a hike — straight down. These deceptively cheerful socks pair pastel aesthetics with delightfully unfiltered energy. With white fabric, a pea green heel and toe, teal text that reads “Go To Hell,”...
    $15.99
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  • I'm Silently Correcting Your Grammar SocksI'm Silently Correcting Your Grammar Socks

    I'm Silently Correcting Your Grammar Socks

    They’re not judgmental. They’re just — well — quietly disappointed. These light blue socks with white block text reading “I’m Silently Correcting Your Grammar” are the perfect accessory for anyone who’s ever flinched at a misplaced apostrophe or screamed internally at “your welcome.” Comfortable,...
    $15.99
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  • Protect Your Nuts SocksProtect Your Nuts Socks

    Protect Your Nuts Socks

    Some wear their hearts on their sleeves. You? You wear a squirrel on your ankle. These cozy gray socks feature a brown-toed, big-eyed cartoon squirrel doing exactly what you'd expect —  stashing an acorn and eyeing the world with deep suspicion. The bold text...
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  • Go Away I'm Gaming SocksGo Away I'm Gaming Socks

    Go Away I'm Gaming Socks

    Sometimes, pausing isn’t an option. And for dedicated gamers, these black crew socks send a crystal-clear message: Go Away I'm Gaming. The text is loudly embroidered beneath a gamer headset graphic, just in case anyone missed the memo. With a white checkered pattern and...
    $15.99
    $15.99
  • Nurses Can't Fix Stupid but They Can Sedate It SocksNurses Can't Fix Stupid but They Can Sedate It Socks

    Nurses Can't Fix Stupid but They Can Sedate It Socks

    For the real heroes out there: Armed with sarcasm, scrubs, and just enough sedation to get through the shift. These light blue socks are the unofficial uniform of every nurse who’s smiled politely while silently questioning someone’s life choices. Stitched with crisp white text...
    $15.99
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  • Cats Cats Cats SocksCats Cats Cats Socks

    Cats Cats Cats Socks

    Not subtle. Not sorry. Just cats. Everywhere. These light blue socks are an unapologetic love letter to your feline obsession, featuring bold white text that screams “Cats” on repeat and enough cartoon kitties to qualify as a mobile petting zoo. With black accents on...
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  • Trophy Husband SocksTrophy Husband Socks

    Trophy Husband Socks

    These gray crew socks are your official uniform for being devastatingly handsome, mildly helpful, and fully committed to doing just enough. With light blue accents and bold navy text that proudly declares “Trophy Husband,” they come complete with a little gold trophy design —...
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    $15.99
  • I Love Meetings About Meetings SocksI Love Meetings About Meetings Socks

    I Love Meetings About Meetings Socks

    Nothing boosts productivity like another meeting to recap the last one. These gray-blue socks, decked out with clean white stripes, a navy heel and toe, and the painfully accurate phrase “I Love Meetings About Meetings,” speak fluent corporate nonsense. They’d satisfy a professional dress...
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    $15.99
  • Dogs Make Me Happy SocksDogs Make Me Happy Socks

    Dogs Make Me Happy Socks

    It’s not you, it’s… actually, no. It’s 100% you. These light blue socks with navy accents are a love letter to dogs and a polite little side-eye to everyone else. Scattered with paw prints and featuring a joyful cartoon pup on its hind legs,...
    $15.99
    $15.99
  • I Speak Fluent Sarcasm SocksI Speak Fluent Sarcasm Socks

    I Speak Fluent Sarcasm Socks

    Finally, socks that match your mother tongue. These maroon mid-calf crew socks feature a clean white stripe on the cuff and bold text that declares, “I Speak Fluent Sarcasm.” Subtle enough for everyday wear, loud enough that no one can say they weren’t warned....
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  • May the Forest Be With You SocksMay the Forest Be With You Socks

    May the Forest Be With You Socks

    These socks are what happens when tree-huggers and nerds collide in the best way possible. Featuring white fabric with olive green accents and the words “May The Forest Be With You” stitched in warm orange, they’re equal parts woodland charm and cheeky pop culture...
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  • Crushing This Mom Thing SocksCrushing This Mom Thing Socks

    Crushing This Mom Thing Socks

    Motherhood: 10% sleep, 90% winging it. And somehow, you’re still nailing it. These white crew socks with fuchsia trim and playful floral details in orange, blue, and pink are made for moms who are doing all the things and still managing to keep everyone...
    $15.99
    $15.99
  • I'm Not Always a Bitch, Just Kidding Go Fuck Yourself SocksI'm Not Always a Bitch, Just Kidding Go Fuck Yourself Socks

    I'm Not Always a Bitch, Just Kidding Go Fuck Yourself Socks

    She’s got pastel vibes and main-character rage. These peach socks come dressed like a Hallmark card: white cuffs, soft details, a cartoon blonde clutching a heart. But the energy? Fully unhinged. Up top, you’ve got “I’m Not Always a Bitch.” Aww. Growth. Turn your...
    $15.99
    $15.99
  • Shut The Fuck Up Cakes SocksShut The Fuck Up Cakes Socks

    Shut The Fuck Up Cakes Socks

    Baked with love. Frosted with rage. These light pink socks might look like a wholesome bakery fantasy, complete with cute cupcakes, hearts, and cheerful burgundy accents. But the message is loud, clear, and sprinkled with aggression: “I Just Baked You Some Shut The Fuck...
    $15.99
    $15.99
  • I Don't Have An Attitude Problem SocksI Don't Have An Attitude Problem Socks

    I Don't Have An Attitude Problem Socks

    They're not attitude socks. They're just socks that don't take your crap. These deceptively pretty socks feature a soft brown background, a blush pink heel and toe, and a garden party of pink, white, orange, and teal flowers. But right there, nestled among the...
    $15.99
    $15.99
  • Duck Off SocksDuck Off Socks

    Duck Off Socks

    Nothing says “leave me alone” like a mildly aggressive waterfowl. These socks are navy blue, loud-mouthed, and absolutely over it. With a bright yellow duck floating smugly through cartoonishly calm waters and orange text that reads “Duck Off,” they deliver that special brand of...
    $15.99
    $15.99

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