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Some folks blend right in. Others… well, let’s just say subtlety isn’t in their skill set. The Undiagnosed But Everyone’s Pretty Sure socks were made for the delightfully awkward, the socially confused-but-trying, and the people who’ve spent years wondering, “Is it just me?”
The gray base with black toe and heel sets the stage for bold red text that says what you’ve been quietly suspecting. Front and center, a wonderfully derpy dog with tongue hanging out, eyes doing their best in shades of brown, gray, and black captures the exact vibe of your pending diagnosis.
Perfect for neurodivergent cuties, self-diagnosed legends, or anyone who’s ever been described as “quirky” with a pause before it. They don’t confirm anything, but they definitely don’t deny it either.
Made from a soft, stretchy cotton blend (70% Cotton, 28% Polyester, 2% Elastic), these mid-calf crew socks fit most (Men 6-11, Women 7.5-12). Wear them while overstimulated at the grocery store, retreating from small talk, or thriving in your very specific special interest.
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