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Put your best foot forward with fresh new designs from Funatic. Maybe this year, you can make keeping track of all your socks a top priority on your list of resolutions. Clean out that stinky sock drawer and start new with any of our hilarious socks for men and women. 

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  • What The Actual Duck Socks | Nice Enough Merch CoWhat The Actual Duck Socks | Nice Enough Merch Co

    What The Actual Duck Socks | Nice Enough Merch Co

    When life gets weird, confusing, or downright ridiculous, these What The Actual Duck socks are here to translate your feelings into footwear. Sky blue from top to toe, they pop with bright yellow accents on the heel, toe, and cuff and the star of the...
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  • I'm Coming To The Cottage SocksI'm Coming To The Cottage Socks
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    I'm Coming To The Cottage Socks

    If you know, you know. Our Heated Rivalry–inspired “I’m Coming To The Cottage” Socks celebrate the intense chemistry of Hollander and Rozanov, and that unforgettable cottage getaway energy. Whether you’re packing for a long weekend up north or just channeling your favorite rivals-turned-something-more, these...
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  • Back In The Day I Was The Shit SocksBack In The Day I Was The Shit Socks

    Back In The Day I Was The Shit Socks

    Remember when you were the star athlete? The homecoming king or queen? Captain of the dance team? The guy who could dunk? The girl who everybody knew? Yeah. You were the shit. These hilarious socks celebrate the glory days—whether they happened in high school,...
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  • Better Late Than Ugly SocksBetter Late Than Ugly Socks

    Better Late Than Ugly Socks

    Some people are punctual. Some people are stylish. The truly gifted manage both—but if you have to choose, these socks know where your priorities belong. Featuring the hilarious phrase “Better Late Than Ugly” alongside a retro-inspired fashion illustration, these Funatic crew socks are made...
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  • Get Your Kid Away From Me SocksGet Your Kid Away From Me Socks

    Get Your Kid Away From Me Socks

    I’m sure your kid is wonderful. Really. I’m sure they’re smart. Funny. Gifted. And destined for greatness. But I came here to drink coffee, shop, eat, attend a wedding, ride an airplane, stand in line, or generally exist in public—not to become an unpaid...
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  • Golden Years My Ass SocksGolden Years My Ass Socks

    Golden Years My Ass Socks

    The AARP promised relaxation. The reality includes doctor appointments, mystery aches, reading glasses, prescription bottles, and making weird noises every time you stand up. So much for the Golden Years. These sarcastic socks are perfect for retirees who refuse to pretend aging is magical....
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  • I'd Fuck Me SocksI'd Fuck Me Socks

    I'd Fuck Me Socks

    Some people struggle with self-esteem.  You are not one of those people. You catch your reflection in a store window and think, “Damn.” You take a selfie and immediately post it and use it as your phone wallpaper until your next selfie a few hours...
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  • Probably Still Drunk SocksProbably Still Drunk Socks

    Probably Still Drunk Socks

    You wake up. Your head hurts. Your phone battery is dead. There are mysterious photos in your camera roll and somehow you’ve spent $47 at a taco truck. The investigation can wait. These hilarious Probably Still Drunk socks are for brunch enthusiasts, wedding survivors,...
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  • Screw This I'm Going Back To Bed SocksScrew This I'm Going Back To Bed Socks

    Screw This I'm Going Back To Bed Socks

    The birds are singing. The sun is shining. The weather is perfect. And absolutely none of that sounds better than another three hours in bed. These hilarious “Screw This, I’m Going Back to Bed” crew socks are for people who wake up, glance out the window...
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  • Social Gathering Survivor SocksSocial Gathering Survivor Socks

    Social Gathering Survivor Socks

    Congratulations!  You made awkward small talk with strangers, nodded politely through stories you didn’t care about, pretended to enjoy a group activity, and somehow escaped without faking your own death. That’s trophy-worthy behavior. These hilarious Social Gathering Survivor socks celebrate the everyday heroes who bravely...
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  • Tell Your Dog I Said Hi SocksTell Your Dog I Said Hi Socks

    Tell Your Dog I Said Hi Socks

    Let’s be honest—when most dog lovers meet someone new, they’re usually more interested in hearing about the dog than the person. These fun and playful Funatic crew socks feature the charming phrase “Tell Your Dog I Said Hi” surrounded by paw prints and dog...
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  • To Hell With Everything Except Cats SocksTo Hell With Everything Except Cats Socks

    To Hell With Everything Except Cats Socks

    Some days are just one giant eye roll. The emails keep coming, the laundry keeps piling up, and humanity continues to make questionable decisions. Thankfully, there are cats. These hilarious Funatic crew socks feature the unapologetic declaration “To Hell With Everything Except Cats” alongside...
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