Funny Socks for Men

You can’t truly reach top-tier amateur comedian status without some hilarious men’s socks to match your attitude. Little did you know that your best punchline yet is on a pair of funny men’s socks from Funatic.

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  • I Can't Adult Today SocksI Can't Adult Today Socks

    I Can't Adult Today Socks

    Cereal for dinner. Pants optional. Responsibility? Declined. These red crew socks say what your face (and posture) already gave away: “I Can’t Adult Today.” Covered in colorful ring-shaped cereal and featuring a bowl with a spoon sticking out, these socks are your official out-of-office...
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  • Don't Be A Dick SocksDon't Be A Dick Socks

    Don't Be A Dick Socks

    Cute. Colorful. Casually confrontational. These dark blue socks are covered in cheerful little doodles of flowers, butterflies, stars, and ice cream cones like something you'd find in a kid's coloring book. But look a little closer, and the message hits: DON’T BE A DICK....
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  • Happily Retired - Not My Problem Anymore SocksHappily Retired - Not My Problem Anymore Socks

    Happily Retired - Not My Problem Anymore Socks

    Punching out was the easy part. Now your only job is not caring. These light blue beauties with a sharp navy cuff, white heel, and classic stripes deliver the kind of energy only a truly retired person can pull off. “Happily Retired” wraps around...
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  • I Like Big Bucks and I Cannot Lie SocksI Like Big Bucks and I Cannot Lie Socks

    I Like Big Bucks and I Cannot Lie Socks

    You other hunters can’t deny these socks slap harder than a rifle recoil. Featuring a classic camo print with bright yellow accents on the cuff, heel, and toe, these socks bring a whole new level of swagger to your sock drawer. The text “I...
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  • Protect Your Nuts SocksProtect Your Nuts Socks

    Protect Your Nuts Socks

    Some wear their hearts on their sleeves. You? You wear a squirrel on your ankle. These cozy gray socks feature a brown-toed, big-eyed cartoon squirrel doing exactly what you'd expect —  stashing an acorn and eyeing the world with deep suspicion. The bold text...
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  • Go Away I'm Gaming SocksGo Away I'm Gaming Socks

    Go Away I'm Gaming Socks

    Sometimes, pausing isn’t an option. And for dedicated gamers, these black crew socks send a crystal-clear message: Go Away I'm Gaming. The text is loudly embroidered beneath a gamer headset graphic, just in case anyone missed the memo. With a white checkered pattern and...
    $15.99
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  • Cats Cats Cats SocksCats Cats Cats Socks

    Cats Cats Cats Socks

    Not subtle. Not sorry. Just cats. Everywhere. These light blue socks are an unapologetic love letter to your feline obsession, featuring bold white text that screams “Cats” on repeat and enough cartoon kitties to qualify as a mobile petting zoo. With black accents on...
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  • I Love Meetings About Meetings SocksI Love Meetings About Meetings Socks

    I Love Meetings About Meetings Socks

    Nothing boosts productivity like another meeting to recap the last one. These gray-blue socks, decked out with clean white stripes, a navy heel and toe, and the painfully accurate phrase “I Love Meetings About Meetings,” speak fluent corporate nonsense. They’d satisfy a professional dress...
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  • Trophy Husband SocksTrophy Husband Socks

    Trophy Husband Socks

    These gray crew socks are your official uniform for being devastatingly handsome, mildly helpful, and fully committed to doing just enough. With light blue accents and bold navy text that proudly declares “Trophy Husband,” they come complete with a little gold trophy design —...
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  • May the Forest Be With You SocksMay the Forest Be With You Socks

    May the Forest Be With You Socks

    These socks are what happens when tree-huggers and nerds collide in the best way possible. Featuring white fabric with olive green accents and the words “May The Forest Be With You” stitched in warm orange, they’re equal parts woodland charm and cheeky pop culture...
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  • Suck It SocksSuck It Socks

    Suck It Socks

    Make a bold statement with our Suck It Funny Socks!Featuring a cheeky design and a touch of attitude, these socks are perfect for those moments when you're feeling feisty. Crafted from high-quality materials, these socks offer comfort and style for all-day wear.Whether you're facing...
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  • All Ass. No Gas. SocksAll Ass. No Gas. Socks

    All Ass. No Gas. Socks

    Offering zero emissions and maximum sass, these dark blue crew socks are for the pedal-powered, booty-fueled legends who know exactly what they bring to the table (hint: it's thighs and attitude). Decorated with tiny white bicycles, green accent stripes at the cuff, and bold...
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  • Shhh No One Cares SocksShhh No One Cares Socks

    Shhh No One Cares Socks

    Keep things quiet with our Shhh No One Cares Funny Socks! Featuring a sassy design that's perfect for when you need a little peace and quiet, these socks are sure to get a chuckle. Crafted from soft, breathable materials, these socks offer comfort and...
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    $15.99
  • Books Make Me Happy - You? Not So Much SocksBooks Make Me Happy - You? Not So Much Socks

    Books Make Me Happy - You? Not So Much Socks

    Books? Love them. People? Meh. Consider these socks your official uniform for avoiding small talk and pretending not to hear your name at social gatherings. Stitched with painfully relatable white text that reads, “Books Make Me Happy, You, Not So Much,” they’re perfect for...
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  • My Dog Thinks I'm Cool SocksMy Dog Thinks I'm Cool Socks

    My Dog Thinks I'm Cool Socks

    You could have ten unread texts, no plans on a Friday night, and a laundry pile that could qualify as a roommate. But your dog? Well, that furry friend thinks you’re crushing it. These bright blue socks (with black toes, heels, and cuffs for...
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  • I Love Jesus (But I Cuss a Little) SocksI Love Jesus (But I Cuss a Little) Socks

    I Love Jesus (But I Cuss a Little) Socks

    Faith, forgiveness, and a slightly colorful vocabulary. These white crew socks find the line between holy and hilarious and walk it beautifully. With navy blue accents on the toe and heel, bold blue stripes at the cuff, and blue text that reads “I ❤️...
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  • Happy Wife Happy Life SocksHappy Wife Happy Life Socks

    Happy Wife Happy Life Socks

    Keep the peace at home with our Happy Wife Happy Life Funny Socks! Featuring a playful design that's sure to bring a smile to your face, these socks are perfect for keeping the harmony in your relationship. Crafted from soft, stretchy materials, these socks...
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  • Per My Last Email SocksPer My Last Email Socks

    Per My Last Email Socks

    For those days when you're smiling through gritted teeth and your inbox is a battlefield, these socks are your new favorite form of self-expression. Snarky, stylish, and a little bit salty. They say exactly what you’re too professional (or too exhausted) to repeat out...
    $15.99
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  • You Want a Pizza Me SocksYou Want a Pizza Me Socks

    You Want a Pizza Me Socks

    Serve up some sass with our You Want a Pizza Me Funny Socks! Featuring a deliciously funny design, these socks are perfect for pizza lovers and pun enthusiasts alike. Crafted from soft, stretchy materials, these socks offer comfort and style for all-day wear.Whether you're...
    $15.99
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  • My Cat Thinks I'm Cool SocksMy Cat Thinks I'm Cool Socks

    My Cat Thinks I'm Cool Socks

    You're not looking for validation. But if your cat gives it? That's elite status. These white crew socks with a black toe and heel, red cuff stripes, and a cartoon cat rocking red shades are basically a feline seal of approval. The bold red...
    $15.99
    $15.99

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