Description
xSome people dabble in ranch. You, on the other hand, have turned it into a full-blown personality trait. These navy blue socks double down with light blue toes, heels, and cuffs, plus green-and-blue stripes across the foot. On the ankle, a ranch bottle illustration lays out your motto in plain text: “I Put Ranch On My Ranch.”
Crafted from 70% cotton, 28% polyester, and 2% elastic, they’re soft, breathable, and tough enough for backyard BBQs, late-night pizza debates, or fielding the inevitable “don’t you think that’s too much?” questions.
Spoiler: it isn’t.
One size fits most (Men’s 6–11, Women’s 7.5–12), making them a funny gift for the condiment devotee. And if a dollop lands on these socks, not to worry: they’re machine-washable.
Ranch may not fix everything, but these socks come pretty damn close.
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