Naughty Socks

There’s absolutely nothing wrong with being a little bit naughty sometimes, and Funatic is just here to help with our wide selection of seriously funny socks. From foul-mouthed one-liners to offensive imagery, we’ve got your feet covered with a pair of hilariously inappropriate naughty socks.

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  • Look at Me Gettin' All Married and Shit SocksLook at Me Gettin' All Married and Shit Socks

    Look at Me Gettin' All Married and Shit Socks

    Celebrate your journey to marital bliss with our Look at Me Gettin' All Married and Shit Funny Socks!Featuring a fun and irreverent message, these socks are perfect for newlyweds. Crafted from premium materials, these socks offer comfort and style for all-day wear.Whether you're exchanging...
    $15.99
    $15.99
  • See You Next Tuesday SocksSee You Next Tuesday Socks

    See You Next Tuesday Socks

    Nothing says “have a great week” like a vintage lady smirking while silently mouthing See You Next Tuesday. Subtle? Actually, not at all, no. Effective though? Yup. These off-white crew socks are sprinkled with perky yellow polka dots and wrapped with a green and...
    $15.99
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  • Fetch This Socks

    Fetch This Socks

    For the dog lover who’s a little more ruff around the edges. These white novelty socks feature navy blue toes, heels, and cuffs, plus a cartoon dog giving the universal “not today” gesture, paired with the bold text “Fetch This.” It combines a cute...
    $15.99
    $15.99
  • I'm Not A Hoe But I Have Needs SocksI'm Not A Hoe But I Have Needs Socks

    I'm Not A Hoe But I Have Needs Socks

    Get cheeky with our "I'm Not A Hoe But I Have Needs" funny socks!Perfect for anyone with a playful sense of humor, these socks are sure to get a laugh. Crafted with premium materials for all-day comfort, these socks are as cozy as they...
    $15.99
    $15.99
  • I'm Not Mr. Right But I'll Fuck You Till He Gets HereI'm Not Mr. Right But I'll Fuck You Till He Gets Here

    I'm Not Mr. Right But I'll Fuck You Till He Gets Here

    Make a bold statement with our I'm Not Mr. Right But I'll Fuck You Till He Gets Here Funny Socks!With unapologetic humor, these socks are sure to turn heads. Crafted from high-quality materials, these funny socks offer comfort and style for any occasion.Whether you're...
    $15.99
    $15.99
  • I'm Nacho Bitch SocksI'm Nacho Bitch Socks

    I'm Nacho Bitch Socks

    Make a cheesy statement with our "I'm Nacho Bitch" funny socks!Whether you're a fan of nachos or just appreciate a good pun, these socks are sure to bring a smile to your face. Crafted with care from high-quality materials, these socks offer both comfort...
    $15.99
    $15.99
  • Doing My Fucking Best SocksDoing My Fucking Best Socks

    Doing My Fucking Best Socks

    Some days you crush it. Other days you just survive. Either way, these socks are here to celebrate your valiant effort. Black with hot pink toes, heels, and cuffs, they feature white text proudly declaring “Doing My Fucking Best” alongside a blue prize ribbon...
    $15.99
    $15.99
  • Bitch Please Socks

    Bitch Please Socks

    Serve attitude from the ankles down with these retro-inspired “Bitch Please” socks. White with a black cuff, heel, and toe, they’re decked out with bold stripes in pink, yellow, light blue, and dark blue giving off serious ’70s–’80s throwback vibes. The unapologetic text runs...
    $15.99
    $15.99
  • I'm Gonna Extrovert The Shit Outta You SocksI'm Gonna Extrovert The Shit Outta You Socks

    I'm Gonna Extrovert The Shit Outta You Socks

    Consider this your official warning: social time is happening, whether you like it or not. These bright blue novelty socks feature yellow heels and toes, covered in cheerful floral designs in light blue, pink, and red. Across the foot, bold yellow text proclaims, “I’m...
    $15.99
    $15.99

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