Funny Socks

Laughter is the best medicine, so why not get a giggle every morning when you grab a fresh pair of socks? Start your day with some laughs thanks to hilariously funny (and sometimes raunchy) socks for men and women from Funatic.

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  • My Life Coach SocksMy Life Coach Socks

    My Life Coach Socks

    Get some guidance with our "My Life Coach" funny socks!Whether you're seeking inspiration or just want to add some humor to your day, these socks are sure to bring a smile to your face. Crafted with care from high-quality materials, these socks offer both...
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  • My Pronouns are Dude/Asshole SocksMy Pronouns are Dude/Asshole Socks

    My Pronouns are Dude/Asshole Socks

    Make a bold statement with our "My Pronouns are Dude/Asshole" funny socks!Perfect for anyone who marches to the beat of their own drum, these socks are sure to turn heads and elicit laughs. Crafted with care from high-quality materials, these socks offer both comfort...
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  • My Safeword Is Chocolate SocksMy Safeword Is Chocolate Socks

    My Safeword Is Chocolate Socks

    Indulge your sweet tooth with our "My Safeword Is Chocolate" funny socks!Perfect for chocolate lovers and humor enthusiasts alike, these socks are sure to bring a smile to your face. Crafted with care from high-quality materials, these socks offer both comfort and style.Whether you're...
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  • Nerdy by Nature SocksNerdy by Nature Socks

    Nerdy by Nature Socks

    Show off your nerdy side with our Nerdy by Nature Funny Socks!Featuring a playful design that celebrates geek culture, these socks are perfect for science fiction and fantasy fans. Crafted from high-quality materials, these socks offer comfort and style for all-day wear.Whether you're attending...
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  • Never Make Eye Contact While Eating A Banana SocksNever Make Eye Contact While Eating A Banana Socks

    Never Make Eye Contact While Eating A Banana Socks

    Some advice is timeless and this might be the most important of all. These blue novelty socks feature pink toes and heels, a cheerful pattern of bananas scattered all over, and the unforgettable warning: “Never Make Eye Contact While Eating a Banana.” Practical? Maybe...
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  • Next Stop Thrift Shop SocksNext Stop Thrift Shop Socks

    Next Stop Thrift Shop Socks

    You don’t need $50 in your pocket to strut your stuff in these socks. But it helps if you know your way around a vintage rack. Our Next Stop: Thrift Shop socks are a love letter to bold florals, secondhand steals, and the undeniable...
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  • Not This Shit Again SocksNot This Shit Again Socks

    Not This Shit Again Socks

    Express your frustration with our Not This Shit Again Funny Socks! Featuring a relatable design that's perfect for those moments when life throws you a curveball, these socks are sure to make you smile. Crafted from soft, stretchy materials, these socks offer comfort and...
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  • Not Today Satan SocksNot Today Satan Socks

    Not Today Satan Socks

    Banish negativity with our Not Today Satan Funny Socks!Featuring a bold design and a touch of humor, these socks are perfect for keeping your spirits high. Crafted from cozy materials, these socks offer comfort and style for all-day wear.Whether you're facing challenges or just...
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  • Nurses Can't Fix Stupid but They Can Sedate It SocksNurses Can't Fix Stupid but They Can Sedate It Socks

    Nurses Can't Fix Stupid but They Can Sedate It Socks

    For the real heroes out there: Armed with sarcasm, scrubs, and just enough sedation to get through the shift. These light blue socks are the unofficial uniform of every nurse who’s smiled politely while silently questioning someone’s life choices. Stitched with crisp white text...
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  • Nursing Is My Jam SocksNursing Is My Jam Socks

    Nursing Is My Jam Socks

    Show your appreciation for nurses with our Nursing Is My Jam Funny Socks! Featuring a fun and colorful design, these socks are perfect for nurses who are passionate about their profession. Crafted from high-quality materials, these socks offer comfort and durability for long shifts...
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  • One Cool Pop SocksOne Cool Pop Socks

    One Cool Pop Socks

    For the dad, grandpa, or father figure who’s equal parts chill and legendary. These navy blue socks feature royal blue toes, heels, and cuffs, plus the text “Cool Pop” alongside a bomb pop popsicle illustration, complete with decorative stars to really drive home the...
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  • Orgasm Donor Socks
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    Orgasm Donor Socks

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  • Per My Last Email SocksPer My Last Email Socks

    Per My Last Email Socks

    For those days when you're smiling through gritted teeth and your inbox is a battlefield, these socks are your new favorite form of self-expression. Snarky, stylish, and a little bit salty. They say exactly what you’re too professional (or too exhausted) to repeat out...
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  • Plant Mom SocksPlant Mom Socks

    Plant Mom Socks

    Give a green-thumbed shoutout to yourself or the plant-loving superwoman in your life with our Plant Mom Funny Socks!With playful plant-themed designs and vibrant colors, these socks are a delightful nod to your greenery obsession. Perfect for adding a pop of fun to any...
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  • Please Don't Take Me Camping SocksPlease Don't Take Me Camping Socks

    Please Don't Take Me Camping Socks

    New for 2025! Unisex - One Size Fits Most (Men 6-11, Women 7.5-12) 70% Cotton, 28% Polyester, 2% Elastic
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  • Protect Your Nuts SocksProtect Your Nuts Socks

    Protect Your Nuts Socks

    Some wear their hearts on their sleeves. You? You wear a squirrel on your ankle. These cozy gray socks feature a brown-toed, big-eyed cartoon squirrel doing exactly what you'd expect —  stashing an acorn and eyeing the world with deep suspicion. The bold text...
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  • Read. SocksRead. Socks

    Read. Socks

    Celebrate the power of literature with our "Read." funny socks! Whether you're a bookworm or just appreciate a good story, these socks are sure to bring a smile to your face. Crafted with care from high-quality materials, these socks offer both comfort and charm.Whether...
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  • Rock the Dad Bod SocksRock the Dad Bod Socks

    Rock the Dad Bod Socks

    Celebrate dad bods everywhere with our Rock the Dad Bod Funny Socks!Featuring a playful design that celebrates the joys of fatherhood, these socks add a touch of humor to any outfit. Crafted from soft, stretchy materials, these socks offer comfort and style for all-day...
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