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  • I Pooped Today SocksI Pooped Today Socks

    I Pooped Today Socks

    Look, not every day is a win. But sometimes you go. And if you were more backed up than the Suez Canal in 2021, that’s definitely cause for celebration. These light brown socks with a darker brown toe and heel don’t hold anything back....
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  • I Became A Teacher For The Money And Fame SocksI Became A Teacher For The Money And Fame Socks

    I Became A Teacher For The Money And Fame Socks

    Sure, you got into teaching for the passion and lifelong impact. But let’s be real. These socks tell the story your paycheck doesn’t: “I Became a Teacher for the Money and Fame.” They’re blue, bold, and just sarcastic enough to get you through grading...
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  • Best Mom Ever SocksBest Mom Ever Socks

    Best Mom Ever Socks

    She makes the rules, packs the snacks, and somehow remembers everyone’s dentist appointments. So yeah, she deserves some nice socks, okay? These white crew socks come with a soft green heel and toe, plus a cheerful burst of pink, yellow, and green florals. The...
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  • With A Body Like This Who Needs Hair SocksWith A Body Like This Who Needs Hair Socks

    With A Body Like This Who Needs Hair Socks

    Who needs a full head of hair when you’ve got this much swagger? The “With a Body Like This, Who Needs Hair?” socks are a bold celebration of bald pride, dad bod glory, and anyone who’s ever ditched the comb and never looked back....
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  • Gifted SocksGifted Socks

    Gifted Socks

    Some people were born with charm. Others with brains. And some… with something a little extra. These blue crew socks feature lime green accents and a very confident bathroom-symbol man, complete with an unexpected third leg. The white text simply reads “Gifted,” because subtlety...
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  • Go Ahead Call HR SocksGo Ahead Call HR Socks

    Go Ahead Call HR Socks

    Who says workplace rebellion can’t be cozy? These socks speak the truth that your inside-voice is too polite to say out loud: “Go Ahead, Call HR.” And honestly, if they weren’t ready for the sarcasm, they shouldn’t have opened their mouths in the first...
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  • Best Dad SocksBest Dad Socks

    Best Dad Socks

    For the dad who fixes everything. Except his volume when he's on speakerphone. These mid-calf crew socks were made for the man, the myth, the walking surround sound system. With bold yellow text that reads Best Dad set against a blue, white, and yellow...
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  • I'm Not A Regular Bitch, I'm A Classy Bitch SocksI'm Not A Regular Bitch, I'm A Classy Bitch Socks

    I'm Not A Regular Bitch, I'm A Classy Bitch Socks

    These powder-blue socks are here to remind the world that class and sass are not mutually exclusive. With a retro queen in pearls flipping the bird and the phrase “I’m not a regular bitch, I’m a classy bitch” proudly stitched across the side, they’re...
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  • Live, Laugh, Fuck Off SocksLive, Laugh, Fuck Off Socks

    Live, Laugh, Fuck Off Socks

    If “good vibes only” home decor makes your eye twitch, we might just have something for you. These blue socks are here to reclaim your personal space with style. At first glance, they’re all sweetness and charm: floral patterns, cheerful strawberries, soft pastel accents...
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  • Shut Up & Fish SocksShut Up & Fish Socks

    Shut Up & Fish Socks

    Less talk, more tackle. Some people meditate. You fish. And these socks get it. Our Shut Up & Fish crew socks are a tribute to quiet mornings, full tackle boxes, and the blissful sound of nothing but water lapping at the boat. With bold...
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  • Adam Turman "Campfire" SocksAdam Turman "Campfire" Socks

    Adam Turman "Campfire" Socks

    It smells like pine trees and singed marshmallows out here. Well, not really, but these socks sure look like that’s the case. Featuring Adam Turman’s signature style, these socks capture all the magic of a night under the stars without the bug bites or...
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  • Eat. Sleep. Pickleball. Repeat. SocksEat. Sleep. Pickleball. Repeat. Socks

    Eat. Sleep. Pickleball. Repeat. Socks

    Because once you’ve caught the pickleball bug, there is no off-season. Only snack breaks. These bold blue socks feature darker blue heels and toes, a scatter of lime green pickleballs, and your new life motto stamped in white and green: Eat. Sleep. Pickleball. Repeat....
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  • I Like Pretty Things and the Word Fuck Socks

    I Like Pretty Things and the Word Fuck Socks

    Sweet meets salty. And we’re not just talking about your snack stash. Our I Like Pretty Things & The Word Fuck socks are for the unapologetically complicated. Florals? Love them. Swearing? Also love it. These socks deliver both in one glorious package: a soft...
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  • You Assholes Must Be Exhausted From Watching Me Do Everything SocksYou Assholes Must Be Exhausted From Watching Me Do Everything Socks

    You Assholes Must Be Exhausted From Watching Me Do Everything Socks

    Finally, socks that say what you're really thinking while you do literally everything. Our You Assholes Must Be Exhausted From Watching Me Do Everything socks are for the multitaskers, the overachievers, and the only people in the house who know how to replace the...
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  • Adam Turman "Midnight Loon" SocksAdam Turman "Midnight Loon" Socks

    Adam Turman "Midnight Loon" Socks

    Step into a scene that feels like a deep breath in the middle of the woods. Designed by acclaimed artist Adam Turman, these socks capture that quiet, soul-settling moment when the lake goes still, the trees turn to silhouettes, and a lone loon drifts...
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  • Bigfoot - Believe in Yourself Socks

    Bigfoot - Believe in Yourself Socks

    You don’t have to be seen to believe in yourself, just ask Bigfoot. These socks are a cozy tribute to the legendary master of elusive confidence. Down near the toes, a grassy field stretches across your foot, complete with tiny footprints and a reminder...
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  • I'm on the Very Naughty List SocksI'm on the Very Naughty List Socks

    I'm on the Very Naughty List Socks

    Santa’s list? Yeah, you’re on it. And let’s be honest you’re not even trying for the nice side this year. These I’m On The Very Naughty List socks own it proudly. Covered in bottles, shot glasses, and footballs, they’re less about sugarplums and more...
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  • Mom! Mom! Mom! SocksMom! Mom! Mom! Socks
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    Mom! Mom! Mom! Socks

    Silence is golden. But let’s be real, you haven’t heard silence for at least a decade. These socks capture the daily soundtrack of motherhood: a constant chorus of “Mom! Mom! Mom!” shouted from every room, usually when you're in the bathroom or hiding with...
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  • Hey Jesus It's Ur Birthday SocksHey Jesus It's Ur Birthday Socks

    Hey Jesus It's Ur Birthday Socks

    'Tis the season to party like it’s year zero. These festive socks feature none other than the birthday boy, Jesus himself, decked out in a red robe, party hat, and holding a balloon. Naturally. Surrounded by classic Christmas sweater vibes (think red and white...
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  • Doing My Fucking Best SocksDoing My Fucking Best Socks

    Doing My Fucking Best Socks

    Some days you crush it. Other days you just survive. Either way, these socks are here to celebrate your valiant effort. Black with hot pink toes, heels, and cuffs, they feature white text proudly declaring “Doing My Fucking Best” alongside a blue prize ribbon...
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