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  • Meowdy Partner SocksMeowdy Partner Socks

    Meowdy Partner Socks

    Y’all ready to yee-haw and yowl? These beige novelty socks bring the best of the barnyard and the litter box, complete with brown toes, heels, and a striped cuff. Front and center is a cowboy-hat-wearing cat with the words “Meowdy Partner,” because sometimes your...
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  • Meowy Christmas SocksMeowy Christmas Socks

    Meowy Christmas Socks

    Deck the paws and jingle some bells, these Meowy Christmas socks are here to sleigh. Purrfectly festive and just the right amount of ridiculous, they’re made for anyone who’d rather spend the holidays with a cat on their lap and fur on their sweater....
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  • Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal SocksMerry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal Socks

    Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal Socks

    ’Tis the season to quote your favorite booby-trapped holiday classic and wear it proudly on your feet. These green crew socks come decked out in full festive flair: red toe, heel, and cuff (complete with candy cane–style white stripes), red snowflakes, and even a...
    $15.99
    $15.99
  • Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal Tea TowelMerry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal Tea Towel

    Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal Tea Towel

    Bring a little chaos and a whole lot of cheer to your kitchen with the Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal tea towel. Yes, it’s a festive nod to the greatest holiday movie quote of all time. Whether you’re baking cookies, wrapping last-minute gifts, or...
    $17.99
    $17.99
  • Mom! Mom! Mom! SocksMom! Mom! Mom! Socks
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    Mom! Mom! Mom! Socks

    Silence is golden. But let’s be real, you haven’t heard silence for at least a decade. These socks capture the daily soundtrack of motherhood: a constant chorus of “Mom! Mom! Mom!” shouted from every room, usually when you're in the bathroom or hiding with...
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  • Mostly Drug Free Embroidery KitMostly Drug Free Embroidery Kit

    Mostly Drug Free Embroidery Kit

    Add a little cheeky charm to your stitching time with the Mostly Drug Free embroidery kit. This design pairs bold red text with a pink-outlined bunny who looks just innocent enough… if you don’t read the words above it. Surrounding flowers in green, pink,...
    $24.99
    $24.99
  • Mostly Drug Free SocksMostly Drug Free Socks

    Mostly Drug Free Socks

    Mostly drug free… emphasis on mostly. These black socks spell it out loud and clear with bold red cuff trim, matching red-and-white stripes across the foot, and big block text that delivers the punchline without breaking eye contact. They’re the kind of socks that...
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    $15.99
  • My Cat Thinks I'm Cool SocksMy Cat Thinks I'm Cool Socks

    My Cat Thinks I'm Cool Socks

    You're not looking for validation. But if your cat gives it? That's elite status. These white crew socks with a black toe and heel, red cuff stripes, and a cartoon cat rocking red shades are basically a feline seal of approval. The bold red...
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    $15.99
  • My Dog Thinks I'm Cool SocksMy Dog Thinks I'm Cool Socks

    My Dog Thinks I'm Cool Socks

    You could have ten unread texts, no plans on a Friday night, and a laundry pile that could qualify as a roommate. But your dog? Well, that furry friend thinks you’re crushing it. These bright blue socks (with black toes, heels, and cuffs for...
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    $15.99
  • Never Make Eye Contact While Eating A Banana SocksNever Make Eye Contact While Eating A Banana Socks

    Never Make Eye Contact While Eating A Banana Socks

    Some advice is timeless and this might be the most important of all. These blue novelty socks feature pink toes and heels, a cheerful pattern of bananas scattered all over, and the unforgettable warning: “Never Make Eye Contact While Eating a Banana.” Practical? Maybe...
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  • Next Stop Thrift Shop SocksNext Stop Thrift Shop Socks

    Next Stop Thrift Shop Socks

    You don’t need $50 in your pocket to strut your stuff in these socks. But it helps if you know your way around a vintage rack. Our Next Stop: Thrift Shop socks are a love letter to bold florals, secondhand steals, and the undeniable...
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  • Nurses Can't Fix Stupid but They Can Sedate It SocksNurses Can't Fix Stupid but They Can Sedate It Socks

    Nurses Can't Fix Stupid but They Can Sedate It Socks

    For the real heroes out there: Armed with sarcasm, scrubs, and just enough sedation to get through the shift. These light blue socks are the unofficial uniform of every nurse who’s smiled politely while silently questioning someone’s life choices. Stitched with crisp white text...
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  • Oh For Sure Socks

    Oh For Sure Socks

    Midwestern politeness, now in sock form. These dark green crew socks feature grass-green toes and heels, plus a little container of chip dip with a lone potato chip sticking out. Printed above it? The phrase every Minnesotan, Wisconsinite, and small-talk champion has said a...
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  • OMG I Forgot To Have Kids! SocksOMG I Forgot To Have Kids! Socks

    OMG I Forgot To Have Kids! Socks

    Some people forget their keys. Some forget to defrost the chicken. And then there’s the woman on these socks, screaming because, oops! She forgot to have kids! These pink crew socks with maroon heel, toe, and cuff stripes say what plenty of holiday dinners...
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  • One Cool Pop SocksOne Cool Pop Socks

    One Cool Pop Socks

    For the dad, grandpa, or father figure who’s equal parts chill and legendary. These navy blue socks feature royal blue toes, heels, and cuffs, plus the text “Cool Pop” alongside a bomb pop popsicle illustration, complete with decorative stars to really drive home the...
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    $15.99
  • Per My Last Email SocksPer My Last Email Socks

    Per My Last Email Socks

    For those days when you're smiling through gritted teeth and your inbox is a battlefield, these socks are your new favorite form of self-expression. Snarky, stylish, and a little bit salty. They say exactly what you’re too professional (or too exhausted) to repeat out...
    $15.99
    $15.99
  • Pickle Slut Socks | Nice Enough Merch CoPickle Slut Socks | Nice Enough Merch Co

    Pickle Slut Socks | Nice Enough Merch Co

    For the brine-obsessed, the pickle-proud, and anyone who has ever stood in front of an open fridge debating which jar to crack next, meet your new uniform. These Pickle Slut socks lean all the way into the joke with a pale green base and...
    $15.99
    $15.99
  • Please Don't Do Coke In The Bathroom Embroidery KitPlease Don't Do Coke In The Bathroom Embroidery Kit

    Please Don't Do Coke In The Bathroom Embroidery Kit

    Make your bathroom rules unmistakably clear. This Please Don’t Do Coke in the Bathroom embroidery kit pairs that level of bluntness you’re known for with a surprisingly charming design. The off-white hoop frames the message in clean, readable text, while a ring of stitched...
    $24.99
    $24.99

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