I think, therefore I am is so 17th century. In modern times, the French philosophy of Rene Descartes is honored with our I Fart Therefore I Am socks. They're the perfect pair for any gassy guy or gal.

Mid-calf Crew Sock • Unisex, One Size Fits Most:
Men 6 – 11 & Women 7.5 – 12

Made of 70% Cotton, 28% Polyester, 2% Elastic